Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming

April 5, 2007 · Filed Under Advertisements 
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Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming

More information, read the Onion, makes me wonder, how would Christian view this ad from the Onion? Is it Insulting?

Since His birthday last Dec. 25, Christ has committed Himself to a demanding daily regimen of exercise and prophecy fulfillment. Each of His workouts, Christ said, starts with an hour of cardio, after which He focuses on two muscle groups, replacing conventional free weights with the Rod of Iron with which He intends to rule all nations.

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  1. Rohit

    November 29th, 2007
    1

    It is really very insulting!!
    May be the people making this add has forgotten that GOD really does exist..


  2. berry

    November 9th, 2008
    2

    which idiot has done this…………
    fools………
    they will be rewarded for all this………

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