How many friends’ birthday can you remember without being notified by Facebook or some other social media? If the answer is zero, you probably have no good friends. To know if you have any good buddies, turn off your own birthday notification, tell Facebook not to remind your friends and observe the number of wishes you will be receiving.
Anyway, here are 33 funny birthday pictures and images for your very good buddies on Facebook, share and tag them.
Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I’m touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow.
Wishing you a happy early birthday so I don’t have to remember it later.
Thanks for the birthday wishes from everyone who noticed my name today in the upper right corner of your Facebook page.
Your birthday means so much to me I’ve taken time out of doing nothing to send this.
Happy Birthday to someone I care about enough to not ignore their birthday reminder on Facebook.
Sorry you have to scroll so far down the menus on websites to choose your birth year.
Congratulations on successful not becoming a teen mom.
Congratulations on being a year older and still maintaining such a low level of maturity. You are truly an inspiration.
May you grow so old that you unintentionally frighten small children.
Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world.
Let’s see Jurassic World for your birthday so you can feel like less of a dinosaur.
Have a joyous time celebrating the day your face rubbed your mother’s V.
Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest.
I wish there was an even lazier way than social media to wish you a happy birthday.
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back.
Happy 24 hours of constant Facebook notifications day.
May you live to be so old that people actually question if you are the walking dead.
Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
Just wanted to wish you an extremely early happy birthday so I can get back to thinking about myself.
Allow me to politely suggest this be the year you start lying about your age.
I find it hard to believe your entire body was in a uterus at one point.
May you live so long your entire body resembles a scrotum.
Two secrets on your Birthday: 1) Forget the past, you can’t change it. 2) Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.
Today’s the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother’s uterus.
I’d bake you a cake today if I knew how to use an oven.
I searched a long time to find the perfect birthday card for you but ended up just sending this.
I find it strange that we celebrate you on the anniversary of a day when your mom did all of the work.
If you were a dog you’d be dead by now.
Just wanted to be the first one to wish you a happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers.
Your birthday is the perfect opportunity to remind you that my birthday is coming up soon.
May you live so long that no one wants to see you naked.
Thanks to all who posted birthday wishes to my Facebook page and making me look more popular than I really am.
Happy birthday to someone I think about almost as much as I think about myself.