28 Sarcastic Quotes For Annoying Boss Or Colleague In Your Office

Updated: November 16, 2016 / Home » Tumblr Quotes on Love & Life

Everybody experienced this in their workplace – an annoying colleague or a bad boss. Sometimes by sending an indirect message via a simple Facebook post or tweet via tweeter will give them a clear understanding of how much you dislike them. Remember, before sending an indirect message, make sure he or she is your subordinate or you are ready to resign with another job waiting for you. Avoid making your own work life miserable when it is stressful enough. Sometimes, ignorance is a bliss. Finish your job and go home, my work philosophy is, if it is not my responsibility, it is none of my business.

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If my co-worker decided to be lazy, I couldn’t care less as long as it doesn’t effect me. Worrying about things you have no power over only adds to unnecessary stress, you are born to be free and happy, not a busy body.

The hardest job in the world is having to listen to you complain about having the hardest job in the world. Quotes Workplace Boss Colleague Annoying Office
The hardest job in the world is having to listen to you complain about having the hardest job in the world.

Please try to schedule meetings around my job interviews. Quotes Workplace Boss Colleague Annoying Office
Please try to schedule meetings around my job interviews.

I send pointless emails late at night to impress coworkers. Quotes Workplace Boss Colleague Annoying Office
I send pointless emails late at night to impress coworkers.

I wish we worked together so we could hate the same coworkers. Quotes Workplace Boss Colleague Annoying Office

I wish we worked together so we could hate the same coworkers.

I'd appreciate you not complaining to me about your job until I have a job to complain about. Quotes Workplace Boss Colleague Annoying Office
I’d appreciate you not complaining to me about your job until I have a job to complain about.

Let's spend countless hours preparing for a meeting that will be delayed, canceled, or misrepresented. Quotes Workplace Boss Colleague Annoying Office
Let’s spend countless hours preparing for a meeting that will be delayed, canceled, or misrepresented.

Please submit your ideas to me today so I can submit them as my own tomorrow. Quotes Workplace Boss Colleague Annoying Office
Please submit your ideas to me today so I can submit them as my own tomorrow.

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Nothing brightens up a room like your absence. Quotes Workplace Boss Colleague Annoying Office
Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.

I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. Quotes Workplace Boss Colleague Annoying Office
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

I'm sorry. I was listening until, out of nowhere, I became distracted by this loud, obnoxious noise that turned out to be your voice. Quotes Workplace Boss Colleague Annoying Office
I’m sorry. I was listening until, out of nowhere, I became distracted by this loud, obnoxious noise that turned out to be your voice.

There's no better vacation than my boss being on vacation. Quotes Workplace Boss Colleague Annoying Office
There’s no better vacation than my boss being on vacation.

Sometimes I have my headphones in at work with nothing playing so I don't have to interact with chatty co-workers. Quotes Workplace Boss Colleague Annoying Office
Sometimes I have my headphones in at work with nothing playing so I don’t have to interact with chatty co-workers.

We're all going to really miss doing your work for you. Quotes Workplace Boss Colleague Annoying Office
We’re all going to really miss doing your work for you.

I should get an award for how I've managed to not punch you in the face every time I see you. Quotes Workplace Boss Colleague Annoying Office
I should get an award for how I’ve managed to not punch you in the face every time I see you.

I'd have better people skills if I worked with better people. Quotes Workplace Boss Colleague Annoying Office
I’d have better people skills if I worked with better people.

I need to lower the standard I set for myself to match the level of competency of some of the fucktards I work with. Quotes Workplace Boss Colleague Annoying Office
I need to lower the standard I set for myself to match the level of competency of some of the fucktards I work with.

We acknowledge that there is no 'I' in team, but there is definitely a 'U' in cunt. Quotes Workplace Boss Colleague Annoying Office
We acknowledge that there is no ‘I’ in team, but there is definitely a ‘U’ in cunt.

You don't have to be crazy to work here. We'll train you. Quotes Workplace Boss Colleague Annoying Office
You don’t have to be crazy to work here. We’ll train you.

I think I heard you say, 'Blah, blah blah, blah
I think I heard you say, ‘Blah, blah blah, blah”. Is that correct?

Leaving the office for lunch is the new vacation day. Quotes Workplace Boss Colleague Annoying Office
Leaving the office for lunch is the new vacation day.

Appearing busy to avoid being laid off has become more exhausting than actually working. Quotes Workplace Boss Colleague Annoying Office
Appearing busy to avoid being laid off has become more exhausting than actually working.

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen. Quotes Workplace Boss Colleague Annoying Office
I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen.

I can barely wait to take credit for your great ideas. Quotes Workplace Boss Colleague Annoying Office
I can barely wait to take credit for your great ideas.

I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work. Quotes Workplace Boss Colleague Annoying Office
I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work.

Dear Co-worker, Yes, please continue to talk incessantly even though I'm doing everything I can to avoid making eye contact with you. Quotes Workplace Boss Colleague Annoying Office
Dear Co-worker, Yes, please continue to talk incessantly even though I’m doing everything I can to avoid making eye contact with you.

The only significant difference between work and hell is probably that I would like more people in Hell. Quotes Workplace Boss Colleague Annoying Office
The only significant difference between work and hell is probably that I would like more people in Hell.

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Congratulations on getting promoted to the job you're already doing. Quotes Workplace Boss Colleague Annoying Office
Congratulations on getting promoted to the job you’re already doing.

The mountain of paperwork on my desk makes me envy the trees that died to produce it. Quotes Workplace Boss Colleague Annoying Office
The mountain of paperwork on my desk makes me envy the trees that died to produce it.


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