45 Funny Sarcastic Quotes to Insult Your Facebook Friends

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Sarcasm, some just don’t get it. Here are 45 Someecard’s insulting and sarcastic catch phrase for you to post onto your Facebook wall. If you want to insult someone, insult intelligently, and these images will help convey your message – loud and clear. Images and quotes via someecards.com. Undeniably, some of the quotes regarding facebook are true. Someecards.com is a free online e-cards service created by Brook Lundy and Duncan Mitchell. The content of Someecards consists of parodies of the sentiments found in the traditional Hallmark greeting. You might find out other quotes 27 Insulting ‘Bitch Please’ Quotes And Meme For Your Enemies and 55 Funny Non-Swearing Insults And Sarcastic Quotes to your liking too. Remember to share them on Facebook. :)

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Thanks for the birthday wishes from everyone who noticed my name today in the upper right corner of your Facebook page.
Thanks for the birthday wishes from everyone who noticed my name today in the upper right corner of your Facebook page.

I thought I was awesomely creative, imaginative, and original. Then i found Pinterest.
I thought I was awesomely creative, imaginative, and original. Then i found Pinterest.

Spending a day on Facebook has once again fooled me into believing I have an actual social life.
Spending a day on Facebook has once again fooled me into believing I have an actual social life.

Fake people have an image to maintain, real people just don't give a shit.
Fake people have an image to maintain, real people just don’t give a shit.

Want to freak out your neighbours? Name your wifi... FBI Surveillance Van
Want to freak out your neighbours? Name your wifi… “FBI Surveillance Van”

I Googled Who Gives a Shit? My name wasn't in the search results.
I Googled “Who Gives a Shit?” My name wasn’t in the search results.

If you really loved me, you would say it on my Facebook Wall.
If you really loved me, you would say it on my Facebook Wall.

May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.

Wow honey, the house is so clean! Was the internet down for a while today?
Wow honey, the house is so clean! Was the internet down for a while today?

I think Facebook is broken. I put up a status and no one liked it even though I refreshed it a few times.
I think Facebook is broken. I put up a status and no one liked it even though I refreshed it a few times.

I live in constant fear of accidentally mentioning something I only know about you because I've stalked you on the internet.
I live in constant fear of accidentally mentioning something I only know about you because I’ve stalked you on the internet.

It would be significantly easier to wish you a happy birthday if you were on Facebook.
It would be significantly easier to wish you a happy birthday if you were on Facebook.

We'll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.

Facebook constantly reminds me that people uglier than me are getting engaged.
Facebook constantly reminds me that people uglier than me are getting engaged.

I would delete you off my Facebook friends list, but then you wouldn't be able to see all the fun things I do without you.
I would delete you off my Facebook friends list, but then you wouldn’t be able to see all the fun things I do without you.

My only professional ambition is to get a desk where no one can see my computer monitor other than me.
My only professional ambition is to get a desk where no one can see my computer monitor other than me.

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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Your call is very important to us. So please enjoy this 40 minutes flute solo.
Your call is very important to us. So please enjoy this 40 minutes flute solo.

I only drink on two occasions. When it's my birthday and when it's not.
I only drink on two occasions. When it’s my birthday and when it’s not.

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.
Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live the way we actually live!
Hurry up and clean the house! We don’t want people to think we actually live the way we actually live!

Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

They say you are what you eat, but it's funny, because I don't remember eating a fucking legend.
They say you are what you eat, but it’s funny, because I don’t remember eating a fucking legend.

Dear Lord, please let there be a zombie apocalypse so I can start shooting all these motherfuckers in the face.
Dear Lord, please let there be a zombie apocalypse so I can start shooting all these motherfuckers in the face.

Marriage basically consists of 3 fucking rings: Engagement ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.
Marriage basically consists of 3 fucking rings: Engagement ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.

I judge people due to their taste in music.
I judge people due to their taste in music.

You are entitled to have an opinion. I am just letting you know that it is stupid.
You are entitled to have an opinion. I am just letting you know that it is stupid.

You have a right to your opinion, and I have a right to tell you how fucking stupid it is.
You have a right to your opinion, and I have a right to tell you how fucking stupid it is.

I want to like people, but they're just so fucking stupid.
I want to like people, but they’re just so fucking stupid.

I can't wait to see you wearing nothing but a condom.
I can’t wait to see you wearing nothing but a condom.

Dear life, when I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
Dear life, when I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.

I am not anti-social, I am anti-stupid.
I’m not anti-social, I’m anti-stupid.

You make me wish I had more middle fingers.
You make me wish I had more middle fingers.

You ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
You ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

Keeping you job is the new raise.
Keeping you job is the new raise.

The best thing about you and me is me.
The best thing about you and me is me.

insulting you. I just describing you
No, no, no. I’m not insulting you. I’m just describing you.

Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.

fart. I whisper in my panties.
I don’t fart. I whisper in my panties.

You should stop worrying about your weight and start worrying about your boring personality.
You should stop worrying about your weight and start worrying about your boring personality.

It is not you, it is my horrible choice in men.
It’s not you, it’s my horrible choice in men.

I admire your relentless drive to further your education and avoid real work.
I admire your relentless drive to further your education and avoid real work.

Of course women dont work as hard as men... They get it right the first time.
Of course women don’t work as hard as men… They get it right the first time.


2 comments on “45 Funny Sarcastic Quotes to Insult Your Facebook Friends

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    Aprajita [ Reply ]

    Wow.. All those quotes were dreamingly amazing.
    What I always feel was described in these quotes.
    N yeah I’ve got many new what’s app status n posts 4 fb.
    Luv.:*

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    Stranger [ Reply ]

    Damn, Best quotes i ever seen i swear ❤ this quotes is the best in my whole life

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