30 Sarcastic Anti-Selfie Quotes For Facebook And Instagram Friends

Updated: June 13, 2021 / Home » Quotes [ Lesson for Life ]

A selfie a day keeps your friends away. Honestly, I think it is okay for females such as Kim Kardashian to post selfies on Facebook or Instagram, but when it comes to guys, personally I find it somewhat vain. 1 or 2 selfies are acceptable, but if a guy takes a selfie too many and too often, it is simply unacceptable. Made worse if you are not good looking, yet you think you are a hot guy with extremely good looks.

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Are you ok? I haven't seen you post a selfie in the last five minutes.
Are you ok? I haven’t seen you post a selfie in the last five minutes.

oh, you poor thing. I can tell by the hundred-plus Facebook selfies just how self-conscious you are about your looks.
oh, you poor thing. I can tell by the hundred-plus Facebook selfies just how self-conscious you are about your looks.

Thank you so much for posting a selfie every single day! I really think I'd forget what you looked like if I wasn't reminded every 24 hours!
Thank you so much for posting a selfie every single day! I really think I’d forget what you looked like if I wasn’t reminded every 24 hours!

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I swear we won't forget what you look like if you stop posting selfies on Facebook every second.
I swear we won’t forget what you look like if you stop posting selfies on Facebook every second.

Oh, thank God! Another daily selfie on Instagram! Thank you for showing us all how lonely and pathetic you are.
Oh, thank God! Another daily selfie on Instagram! Thank you for showing us all how lonely and pathetic you are.

Yeah! Another selfie, I hope those likes give you the confidence you need to get through your day.
Yeah! Another selfie, I hope those likes give you the confidence you need to get through your day.

Taking a selfie is a lot of hard work when you're ugly.
Taking a selfie is a lot of hard work when you’re ugly.

It's too bad your selfie stick isn't long enough to capture how ridiculous you look using a selfie stick.
It’s too bad your selfie stick isn’t long enough to capture how ridiculous you look using a selfie stick.

Your continuous stream of self-portraits on Facebook is in no way indicative of a desperate cry for attention.
Your continuous stream of self-portraits on Facebook is in no way indicative of a desperate cry for attention.

Hello modelling agency? Yeah, my selfie just got 24 likes. I think I'm ready to go pro.
Hello modelling agency? Yeah, my selfie just got 24 likes. I think I’m ready to go pro.

Have you ever considered finding another hobby besides taking pictures of yourself.
Have you ever considered finding another hobby besides taking pictures of yourself?

When your profile consists of all selfies, perhaps you should get a life.
When your profile consists of all selfies, perhaps you should get a life.

Seriously, enough with the selfies. Just stop. Please.
Seriously, enough with the selfies. Just stop. Please.

Happy National Selfie Day to someone whose face I've seen more than my own.
Happy National Selfie Day to someone whose face I’ve seen more than my own.

Scientists link selfies to narcissism, addiction, and mental illness.
Scientists link selfies to narcissism, addiction, and mental illness.

Something must be wrong, you haven't posted a selfie in days. Feel better soon.
Something must be wrong, you haven’t posted a selfie in days. Feel better soon.

So, you're one of the girls who posts selfie on Facebook? For a second I thought you weren't a pathetic attention seeker.
So, you’re one of the girls who posts selfie on Facebook? For a second I thought you weren’t a pathetic attention seeker.

Scientists proved that people who takes 6 or more selfies in a day and upload them on the internet, they've got serious mental disease.
Scientists proved that people who takes 6 or more selfies in a day and upload them on the internet, they’ve got serious mental disease.

I swear we won't forget what you look like if you stop posting selfies on Facebook every second.
I swear we won’t forget what you look like if you stop posting selfies on Facebook every second.

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3rd selfie in less than 24 hours? Are you that desperate today?
3rd selfie in less than 24 hours? Are you that desperate today?

A daily selfie? Really? Did you forgot what you looked like 24 hours ago or are you just that desperate for attention?
A daily selfie? Really? Did you forgot what you looked like 24 hours ago or are you just that desperate for attention?

The selfies you don't post are what you really look like - ugly.
The selfies you don’t post are what you really look like – ugly.

Seriously, another selfie? Oh wait, this time you look different than the other 100 selfies you posted. My bad.
Seriously, another selfie? Oh wait, this time you look different than the other 100 selfies you posted. My bad.

Dear attention self obsessed people, instead of posting every proud selfie, why not use your time and actually accomplish something in your life.
Dear attention self obsessed people, instead of posting every proud selfie, why not use your time and actually accomplish something in your life.

Constantly taking selfies of yourself won't make you prettier. It makes me want to gouge my eyes out.
Constantly taking selfies of yourself won’t make you prettier. It makes me want to gouge my eyes out.

For the love of God, please stop posting pictures of yourself. We get it, you weren't loved as a kid and started for attention.
For the love of God, please stop posting pictures of yourself. We get it, you weren’t loved as a kid and started for attention.

There she goes again, another selfie with the same exact facial expression, pose and head tilt, just a different top this time. Nice, I can't wait for the next one.
There she goes again, another selfie with the same exact facial expression, pose and head tilt, just a different top this time. Nice, I can’t wait for the next one.

A selfie a day keeps the friends away.
A selfie a day keeps the friends away.

Real men don't take selfies.
Real men don’t take selfies.

They cal it a 'selfie' because 'narcissistic' is too hard to spell.
They call it a ‘selfie’ because ‘narcissistic’ is too hard to spell.

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    Roslyn Orr [ Reply ]

    brilliant….my 21 year young daughter is so influenced by her current love who has 1000 selfies on insatagram yet says he is doing it to help others !!!!! He comments with every selfie on his emotions and the boring details of his gym experience, for which he just took a selfie or video…my easily influenced, love stricken daughter has now copied his format of reporting into cyberspace, which is supposedly a substitute for a personal 3D paper diary without the constant mirror of mobile selfie land! To make matters more ridiculous, they also compete in the attached selfie notes re who loves the other more and thus appears they live apart when they are living together and in the same room when posting the rubbish……oh dear if that is cyberspace love ,it is merely atoms colliding with no essence….so often I have tried to encourage my daughter to realize that he should just get on with his real life and if he wants to help others, to realistically and privately do so by working for a charity etc instead of confusing his addiction to his own profile in cyberspace as a healthy life…..Of course I have said to both of them I do not need to meet him, because of his regular cyberspace diary!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Charmaine [ Reply ]

    No matter how many selfies people take, my mind can never ever get used to it. It is sad and pathetic. People who take selfies also suffer from low IQs – proven fact. When Mr Bean sat to lunch with his Polaroid and took a selfie in the 80s, everyone laughed at how retarded he was…it was comedic…now that is what 99,9% of people do. Imagine if someone like Clark Gable came back from the dead? He would be mortified. Put him in our lifetime…“Rhett Butler” between takes with Gone With the Wind taking selfies in his chair to upload to social media??? Such a manly man would never stoop that low. He would think the world has gone crackers, and indeed it has. It just tells people you are alone and mentally diseased. I can’t handle it. I was on social media, but I had to go off because I can’t stand how sick the world has become posting selfies. Can’t tell you how many times I have almost been hit by idiot tourists and their selfie sticks. It’s all ludicrous…People must get a life.

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