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They hate us coz they aint us! Don’t you hate it when someone bitches about you due to jealously? Some sluts have the guts to steal your boyfriend and then accused you of being the one making the first move on their boyfriend. Here are 27 ‘Bitch Please’
non-swearing insults and sarcastic quotes for you to share and tag that special person you hate on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. Remember, freedom of speech does not equal to freedom to threaten, never ever threaten to harm someone you hate on social media.
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14 Insulting Quotes To Use Before You Unfriend A Friend on Facebook Bitch please, my phone battery last longer than your relationships. Spreading rumors about me? Impressive bitch. At least you’re spreading something other than your legs. Bitch please! You are so fake, even China denied they made you! Bitch please! I can remove 90% of your ‘Beauty’ with a wet towel. Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. You think you are strong? Bitch please, I go out with no make-up on. Maybe you should eat your makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside, bitch! Bitch please, the hardest job in the world is having to listen to your complain about having the hardest job in the world. There is always going to be that one Bitch you’ll feel the urge to punch in the face every time you see her. Bitch, I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you. Bitch, I would slap you but shit splatters. Bitch, if you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape. Bitch, I may not be perfect but at least I’m not fake. Bitch, you and your rumors have two things in common – you’re both fake and you both get around. Dear Bitch, if I offend you in any way, please let me know so I can do it again! Zombies are looking for brains, don’t worry, you’re safe, Bitch! One minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder that Bitch is so damn skinny. Call me a Bitch one more time and I’ll show you what a real one is. Bitch, please move away from the sunlight, I hate the smell of burning plastic. Bitch please, your legs are like McDonalds, open 24/7.
Bitch you’re so fake you make barbie look real.
Bitch your mother smells so horrible, North Korea wants her as a chemical weapon. Bitch please, the world doesn’t revolve around you. Bitch please, your vagina has more users than Facebook. Bitch you’re so fake you make barbie look real. Happy Mother’s Day to all my bitches. You’re one fake bitch.