34 Insulting ‘Bitch Please’ Quotes And Meme For Your Enemies

Updated: July 11, 2019 / Home » Quotes [ Lesson for Life ]

They hate us coz they aint us! Don’t you hate it when someone bitches about you due to jealously? Some sluts have the guts to steal your boyfriend and then accused you of being the one making the first move on their boyfriend.

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Here are 27 ‘Bitch Please’ non-swearing insults and sarcastic quotes for you to share and tag that special person you hate on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. Remember, freedom of speech does not equal to freedom to threaten, never ever threaten to harm someone you hate on social media.

Bitch please, my phone battery last longer than your relationships. best tumblr instagram pinterest inspiring meme face
Bitch please, my phone battery last longer than your relationships.

Spreading rumors about me? Impressive bitch. At least you're spreading something other than your legs. best tumblr instagram pinterest inspiring meme face
Spreading rumors about me? Impressive bitch. At least you’re spreading something other than your legs.

Bitch please! You are so fake, even China denied they made you! best tumblr instagram pinterest inspiring meme face
Bitch please! You are so fake, even China denied they made you!

Bitch please! I can remove 90% of your Beauty with a wet towel. best tumblr instagram pinterest inspiring meme face
Bitch please! I can remove 90% of your ‘Beauty’ with a wet towel.

Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. best tumblr instagram pinterest inspiring meme face
Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

You think you are strong? Bitch please, I go out with no make-up on. best tumblr instagram pinterest inspiring meme face
You think you are strong? Bitch please, I go out with no make-up on.

Maybe you should eat your makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside, bitch! best tumblr instagram pinterest inspiring meme face
Maybe you should eat your makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside, bitch!

Bitch please, the hardest job in the world is having to listen to your complain about having the hardest job in the world. best tumblr instagram pinterest inspiring meme face
Bitch please, the hardest job in the world is having to listen to your complain about having the hardest job in the world.

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There is always going to be that one Bitch you'll feel the urge to punch in the face every time you see her. best tumblr instagram pinterest inspiring meme face
There is always going to be that one Bitch you’ll feel the urge to punch in the face every time you see her.

Bitch, I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you. best tumblr instagram pinterest inspiring meme face
Bitch, I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.

Bitch, I would slap you but shit splatters. best tumblr instagram pinterest inspiring meme face
Bitch, I would slap you but shit splatters.

Bitch, if you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape. best tumblr instagram pinterest inspiring meme face
Bitch, if you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape.

Bitch, I may not be perfect but at least I'm not fake. best tumblr instagram pinterest inspiring meme face
Bitch, I may not be perfect but at least I’m not fake.

Bitch, you and your rumors have two things in common - you're both fake and you both get around. best tumblr instagram pinterest inspiring meme face
Bitch, you and your rumors have two things in common – you’re both fake and you both get around.

Dear Bitch, if I offend you in any way, please let me know so I can do it again! best tumblr instagram pinterest inspiring meme face
Dear Bitch, if I offend you in any way, please let me know so I can do it again!

Zombies are looking for brains, don't worry, you're safe, Bitch! best tumblr instagram pinterest inspiring meme face
Zombies are looking for brains, don’t worry, you’re safe, Bitch!

One minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder that Bitch is so damn skinny. best tumblr instagram pinterest inspiring meme face
One minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder that Bitch is so damn skinny.

Call me a Bitch one more time and I'll show you what a real one is. best tumblr instagram pinterest inspiring meme face
Call me a Bitch one more time and I’ll show you what a real one is.

Bitch, please move away from the sunlight, I hate the smell of burning plastic. best tumblr instagram pinterest inspiring meme face
Bitch, please move away from the sunlight, I hate the smell of burning plastic.

Bitch please, your legs are like McDonalds, open 24/7. best tumblr instagram pinterest inspiring meme face
Bitch please, your legs are like McDonalds, open 24/7.

Bitch you're so fake you make barbie look real. best tumblr instagram pinterest inspiring meme face

Bitch you’re so fake you make barbie look real.

Bitch your mother smells so horrible, North Korea wants her as a chemical weapon. best tumblr instagram pinterest inspiring meme face
Bitch your mother smells so horrible, North Korea wants her as a chemical weapon.

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Bitch please, the world doesn't revolve around you. best tumblr instagram pinterest inspiring meme face
Bitch please, the world doesn’t revolve around you.

Bitch please, your V has more users than Facebook. best tumblr instagram pinterest inspiring meme face
Bitch please, your V has more users than Facebook.

Bitch you're so fake you make barbie look real. best tumblr instagram pinterest inspiring meme face
Bitch you’re so fake you make barbie look real.

Happy Mother's Day to all my bitches. best tumblr instagram pinterest inspiring meme face
Happy Mother’s Day to all my bitches.

You're one fake bitch. best tumblr instagram pinterest inspiring meme face
You’re one fake bitch.

Some girls claim 'He's my world', but this is your fourth 'World' in 2 months, are you building a solar system?
Some girls claim ‘He’s my world’, but this is your fourth ‘World’ in 2 months, are you building a solar system?

I'm sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit.
I’m sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit.

Beautiful things don't ask for attention. You must be ugly.
Beautiful things don’t ask for attention. You must be ugly.

Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are... bitch.
Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are… bitch.

In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your bitchy opinion.
In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your bitchy opinion.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? No... it's a $100 bill, you slut.
What’s 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? No… it’s a $100 bill, you slut.

Santa saw your slutty instagram, you're getting clothes and a bible for Christmas.
Santa saw your slutty instagram, you’re getting clothes and a bible for Christmas.

Before you judge me, try to keep in mind that you're probably a piece of shit too.
Before you judge me, try to keep in mind that you’re probably a piece of shit too.