They hate us coz they ain’t us! Don’t you hate it when someone bitches about you due to jealousy? Some sluts have the guts to steal your boyfriend and then accuse you of being the one making the first move on their boyfriend.
See More ▼ 71 Sarcastic & Funny Quotes For Unfriending Facebook Friends And Enemies
Here are 27 ‘Bitch Please’ non-swearing insults and sarcastic quotes for you to share and tag that special person you hate on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. Remember, freedom of speech does not equal freedom to threaten, never ever threaten to harm someone you hate on social media.
Bitch please, my phone battery lasts longer than your relationship.
Spreading rumors about me? Impressive bitch. At least you’re spreading something other than your legs.
Bitch please! You are so fake, even China denied they made you!
Bitch please! I can remove 90% of your ‘Beauty’ with a wet towel.
Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
You think you are strong? Bitch please, I go out with no make-up on.
Maybe you should eat your makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside, bitch!
Bitch please, the hardest job in the world is having to listen to your complaints about having the hardest job in the world.
There is always going to be that one Bitch you’ll feel the urge to punch in the face every time you see her.
Bitch, I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.
Bitch, I would slap you but shit splatters.
Bitch, if you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape.
Bitch, I may not be perfect but at least I’m not fake.
Bitch, you and your rumors have two things in common – you’re both fake and you both get around.
Dear Bitch, if I offend you in any way, please let me know so I can do it again!
Zombies are looking for brains, don’t worry, you’re safe, Bitch!
One minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder that Bitch is so damn skinny.
Call me a Bitch one more time and I’ll show you what a real one is.
Bitch, please move away from the sunlight, I hate the smell of burning plastic.
Bitch please, your legs are like McDonalds, open 24/7.
Bitch you’re so fake you make barbie look real.
Bitch your mother smells so horrible, North Korea wants her as a chemical weapon.
Bitch please, the world doesn’t revolve around you.
Bitch please, your V has more users than Facebook.
Bitch you’re so fake you make barbie look real.
Happy Mother’s Day to all my bitches.
You’re one fake bitch.
Some girls claim ‘He’s my world’, but this is your fourth ‘World’ in 2 months, are you building a solar system?
I’m sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit.
Beautiful things don’t ask for attention. You must be ugly.
Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are… bitch.
In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your bitchy opinion.
What’s 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? No… it’s a $100 bill, you slut.
Santa saw your slutty instagram, you’re getting clothes and a bible for Christmas.
Before you judge me, try to keep in mind that you’re probably a piece of shit too.
Lolzzz. cant stop laughig.
yep
Hai have of these insults apply to you ????
Half*
I am dieing bc of laughter xD i think its so good and savage too
Kkkk so f**** n funny
more more more more more more more more more more more keep these fake bitch pic quotes coming keep up the great work..!!
omfg i love this !!!
Everythng is related to my ex she’s a bitch but who gives a f
????I love this
Me THREE Can’t stop laughing at these bitch quotes, BABE IN TOTAL CONTROL OF HERSELF!!!
A bitch can never ditch when ur rich?
I love this qoutes it hits my fake friend so damn much!?
More please
I love the bitch quotes they are right on point.
Omggg ?
I want more……
Oh my gosh I can not stop laughing
What an insult?
It’s savage
Insult means you speak to or treat with disrespect or scornful abuse
that shit is so Good??
I LOVE UR QUOTES. BUT ALL OF THEM ARE SOME REAL QUOTES EVERYDAY LIVING AT LEAST FOR SOME OF US….
It’s all perfect quotes for a bitch opps sorry ((Homewrecker)) I know.
yea but it doesnt matter anymore they gt married so yah
Can’t stop laughing
laughtrip :D:D:D:D:D
Lol..hillarious
make me laugh lol
However made this article is part of the cancer we need to cut off from society. You are a dumb stupid bich that most likely hasn’t been laid properly since 9/11
Why are you slut shaming like this bitch. What the F is wrong with you!?
Some of the quotes are funny tho but seriously, you bitch better go and get a vibrator bitch!
Very funny
shit i know who are bitches
that is so tru lol
Hahahah i like it
I am so dead rn
I can’t wait for others just know
Mad oh
lol…..such a irrating words you have….i used to post them all
love these bitch please jokes I can’t stop saying ooooooohhhh
It’s lyk Woow!!..i lov it!
Well I’m actually being picked on and these help
same
It’s like insulting a mad person… This jokes are good i can’t stop saying bitch pleaseeeeeeee!!!!! ?????????
HAHAHA.??My Friends are Very Relate.?
I mean
Bitch please if your going to be two faced at least make one pretty
Everything is related a friend of mine he is a bitch I love this
???soo funny
Omfg this describes a girl named sky george
Hehe??
LMFAO!! these bitchy quotes reminds me of someone :D :D Anyways she’s a copycat. It sucks. That bitch has no originality.
yes this is sooodam true
Damn …this shit are epic
cant stop laughing
these quotes are relatable to a bitch, once i knew
OMG what an insult
So really Insulting Bitches Quotes :*
omggg hahahahahaha can’t stop laughing???
Bitch if you have two faces at least make one of them pretty!
so true and btw thx cuz i got someone to tell this to
crazy loving this
Ohh hell yah. I’m being bullied by a girl who acts fake… these are great!
these quotes truly describing my feelings…feeling relaxed now
Lols All These Bitch Quotes Makes Me Wanna Be A”BETTER BIITCH”HE HE HE HE??
Funny shit
Just a joke
Bitch please, you remind me of a penny. Two-Faced and not worth much!!
you are so right.
Whoever wrote this ????
must get a bitchy award
?????this could lead someone to suicide
Wtf Almost dead to laugh ?????
WAHAHHAHAHAA!!
-Bitch your Lipstick is too thick! tell me, Bitch even your lips is having menstrual?
Yep those quotes apply to hoe bitches that do you wrong !!
Them’
theres this one girl at my school and all of these insults apply to her.
omfg so funny
Lmao?????and I got people that needa see this coz they Bitching in the wrong territory ???
Yeah..its a nice one
im dead!!!???
This is the best I love this so much thank you for making these and how did you come up with such good ones I need to send this to my bitchy friend
They’re so savage dude ?
Ohhh my my god…?????can’t stop laughing.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMNNNNN
What a beautiful savage day ??
I told a girl
Spreading rumors about me? Impressive bitch. At least you’re spreading something other than your legs.
Men, she really got furious ??
You are hilarious!?
THE QUEEN OF ALL BITCHES!!!
Wow I think all of these is for some people who read this