40 Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies

Updated: November 16, 2016 / Home » Tumblr Quotes on Love & Life

Want to send a sarcastic message and status to your friends, or ex-friends (now enemies)? A picture is worth a thousand words and true enough, nothing says better than a very good image posted on your facebook. Don’t worry about hurting their feelings, some people do not deserve the respect they believe they are entitled to.

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Stupid is stupid, when you ignore them, it is not anti-social, it is anti-stupid. Without further ado, here are 40 Facebook quotes for your enemies, also know as the stupid people you wished you never knew. Some of the image illustrated below are copyrighted by Asia and Landysh Akhmetzyanova Here are 40 images to send hidden messages on Social Media:

Sleep is for people without access to the Internet... Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
Sleep is for people without access to the Internet…
Image illustrated and copyrighted by Asia and Landysh Akhmetzyanova

If stupid people did not exist, the internet would be boring. Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
If stupid people did not exist, the internet would be boring.

Dear Lord, please grant me the ability to punch people over the internet. Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
Dear Lord, please grant me the ability to punch people over the internet.

If I knew I wasn't going to fall asleep in the last 2 hours, I could have been using the Internet! Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
If I knew I wasn’t going to fall asleep in the last 2 hours, I could have been using the Internet!

I'm so athletic. I surf... the Internet Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
I’m so athletic. I surf… the Internet

Nothing is worse than making someone watch a video you found hilarious and having them sit there in a stony agonizing silence. Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
Nothing is worse than making someone watch a video you found hilarious and having them sit there in a stony agonizing silence.

When you hear a recording of your voice and you wonder how you have any friends. Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
When you hear a recording of your voice and you wonder how you have any friends.

Why are you all dressed up? Where are you going? To the bathroom. I need a new profile picture. Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
Why are you all dressed up? Where are you going? To the bathroom. I need a new profile picture.

Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals we'd be planting a lot of them! And we'd probably save the planet too. Too bad they only produce oxygen we breathe.  Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals we’d be planting a lot of them! And we’d probably save the planet too. Too bad they only produce oxygen we breathe.

Let me see your phone. Delete Delete Delete. Here you go. Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
Let me see your phone. Delete Delete Delete. Here you go.

Why fight when there is Wifi? Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
Why fight when there is Wifi?

I've seen your Facebook statuses. You're getting a dictionary for Christmas. Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
I’ve seen your Facebook statuses. You’re getting a dictionary for Christmas.

Do you ever go on YouTube thinking you'll just be on to watch a quick music video, then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe? Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
Do you ever go on YouTube thinking you’ll just be on to watch a quick music video, then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?

Dance like no one is watching... Because everyone is on their phone, so no one is watching. Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
Dance like no one is watching… Because everyone is on their phone, so no one is watching.

Basic Human Needs Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
Basic Human Needs

It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds. Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds.

No cell phone No Facebook No computer access No WiFi for 3 months and you get 3 million dollars. Could you do this? Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
No cell phone No Facebook No computer access No WiFi for 3 months and you get 3 million dollars. Could you do this?

Never get into an argument with someone who types faster than you. Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
Never get into an argument with someone who types faster than you.

Thought of the day... How long after walking into someone's house is it acceptable to ask for their WiFi password? Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
Thought of the day… How long after walking into someone’s house is it acceptable to ask for their WiFi password?

Oh, so you wanna argue? BRING IT. I got my CAPS LOCK ON. Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
Oh, so you wanna argue? BRING IT. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.

I'm NOT INSULTING YOU. I'm describing you. Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
I’m NOT INSULTING YOU. I’m describing you.

Facebook is like a fridge, you know there's nothing there but you check it every 5 minutes. Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
Facebook is like a fridge, you know there’s nothing there but you check it every 5 minutes.

Relationship last longer when Facebook doesn't know about them. Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
Relationship last longer when Facebook doesn’t know about them.

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook. Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in a cafeteria at a mental hospital.  Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in a cafeteria at a mental hospital.

face your problems, don't facebook them. Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
face your problems, don’t facebook them.

Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall. Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.

Quitting Facebook is the new, adult version of running away from home. We all know you're doing it for attention and we all know that you'll be back. Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
Quitting Facebook is the new, adult version of running away from home. We all know you’re doing it for attention and we all know that you’ll be back.

Wonders why people can never say it to your face, but can always post it on Facebook! Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
Wonders why people can never say it to your face, but can always post it on Facebook!

Don't Facebook your problem, don't face them. Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
Don’t Facebook your problem, don’t face them.

Don’t facebook your problems. Face Them. Facebook is like a fridge. You keep checking it, but there's nothing good. Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
Facebook is like a fridge. You keep checking it, but there’s nothing good.

Some people need to realize that Facebook is a social network, not a diary. Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
Some people need to realize that Facebook is a social network, not a diary.

Oh, you're popular on Facebook? That's cool. I mean, these days it's easy to have 1500 friends that you've never met before. Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
Oh, you’re popular on Facebook? That’s cool. I mean, these days it’s easy to have 1500 friends that you’ve never met before.

May you life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook. Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
May you life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.

I'm not Anti-Social, I'm Anti-Idiot. Keep Away. Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
I’m not Anti-Social, I’m Anti-Idiot. Keep Away.

The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people. Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people.

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control. Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

You're so dumb, you failed a blood test! Funny Sarcastic Come Back Quotes For Your Facebook Friends And Enemies smartphone youtube stupid message status instagram facebook twitter pinterest
You’re so dumb, you failed a blood test!

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