50 Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying

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Octoberfest (wiesn) is here, and when it comes to drinking, always drink responsibly. If you are a heavy drink, please do not drive after drinking, and always have a designated driver. For ladies, always go to the bar in a group and never split up for whatever reason.

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Without further ado, here are some funny quotes and saying about drinking. Like all good things in life, a little bit of something won’t harm your health, overdosing on alcohol will damage your liver, drink wisely.

To me Drink responsibly means don't spill it. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
To me ‘Drink responsibly’ means don’t spill it.

I hate when people say that you don't need alcohol to have fun. Well, you don't need running shoes to run but it helps. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
I hate when people say that you don’t need alcohol to have fun. Well, you don’t need running shoes to run but it helps.

Beer doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you need to drink lots of it. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
Beer doesn’t have many vitamins. That’s why you need to drink lots of it.

I drink alcohol to drown my problems, unfortunately my problems are damn good swimmers. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
I drink alcohol to drown my problems, unfortunately my problems are damn good swimmers.

Not to get technical but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
Not to get technical but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.

Save the earth, its the only planet with beer. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
Save the earth, its the only planet with beer.

Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.

When you accidentally pour too much alcohol into your mixed drink and you have to just deal with it because your mother didn't raise a quitter. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
When you accidentally pour too much alcohol into your mixed drink and you have to just deal with it because your mother didn’t raise a quitter.

The best beer is an open beer. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
The best beer is an open beer.

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My tolerance for alcohol is way higher than my tolerance for people. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
My tolerance for alcohol is way higher than my tolerance for people.

My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so I'm off to find a bar with a mirror. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so I’m off to find a bar with a mirror.

You say alcoholism, I say liver crossfit. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
You say alcoholism, I say liver crossfit.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol.

Alcohol may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
Alcohol may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk.

When I drink alcohol, everyone says I'm an alcoholic. But when I drink Fanta, no one says I'm fantastic. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
When I drink alcohol, everyone says I’m an alcoholic. But when I drink Fanta, no one says I’m fantastic.

Alcohol is not the answer. Alcohol is the question. Yes is the answer. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
Alcohol is not the answer. Alcohol is the question. Yes is the answer.

Alcohol - Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
Alcohol – Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you'll need. Better to be safe than sober. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you’ll need. Better to be safe than sober.

They say so many people die because of alcohol. Ironically, they never realized how many of them are born because of it. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
They say so many people die because of alcohol. Ironically, they never realized how many of them are born because of it.

Vodka may not be the answer but it's worth a shot. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
Vodka may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot.

I said no to alcohol, but it just doesn't listen. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
I said no to alcohol, but it just doesn’t listen.

Because alcohol tastes better than tears. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
Because alcohol tastes better than tears.

Home is where the wine is. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
Home is where the wine is.

And then alcohol said Put that one Facebook, it's hilarious. But alcohol was wrong. So very wrong. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
And then alcohol said “Put that one Facebook, it’s hilarious”. But alcohol was wrong. So very wrong.

A party without alcohol is just a meeting. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
A party without alcohol is just a meeting.

They say follow your heart and it led me to alcohol. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
They say follow your heart and it led me to alcohol.

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when it's not my birthday. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when it’s not my birthday.

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver.

May you always have love in your heart and beer in your belly. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
May you always have love in your heart and beer in your belly.

Warning! Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
Warning! Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy.

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According to chemistry, alcohol is a solution. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
According to chemistry, alcohol is a solution.

I read an article that said if you drink every day you might be an alcoholic... thank God I only drink every night. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
I read an article that said if you drink every day you might be an alcoholic… thank God I only drink every night.

Drinking is not a solution, unless we're talking about alcohol. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
Drinking is not a solution, unless we’re talking about alcohol.

Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of a group of grains that could have become beer but didn't. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of a group of grains that could have become beer but didn’t.

Of course size matters. No one wants a small glass of wine. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
Of course size matters. No one wants a small glass of wine.

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

You put the fun in functioning alcoholic. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
You put the fun in functioning alcoholic.

Dear Alcohol, we had a deal that you would make me prettier, funnier and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
Dear Alcohol, we had a deal that you would make me prettier, funnier and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk.

Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
Friday is the beginning of my liver’s workweek.

Alcohol is a perfect solvent, it dissolves marriages, families and careers. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
Alcohol is a perfect solvent, it dissolves marriages, families and careers.

I used to think drinking was bad for me... so I gave up thinking. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
I used to think drinking was bad for me… so I gave up thinking.

They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who's in a hurry? Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry?

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life’s problems.

I know I should give up drinking but I am not a quitter. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
I know I should give up drinking but I am not a quitter.

I drink wine because my doctor said I shouldn't keep things bottled up. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
I drink wine because my doctor said I shouldn’t keep things bottled up.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

If smokers can have smoking breaks, why can't I have drinking breaks. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
If smokers can have smoking breaks, why can’t I have drinking breaks.

Alcohol helps me listen to your bullshit and pretend to believe it. Funny Saying On Drinking Alcohol, Having Fun, And Partying
Alcohol helps me listen to your bullshit and pretend to believe it.


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