Updated: April 8, 2017 Home » Tumblr Quotes on Love & Life
There is a saying, if you can make a girl laugh, you’ve already won half of her heart. There is some truth to it, because not all girls think alike, thus some girls might find these cheesy pick up lines a big turn off – lame. Furthermore, some girls are into guys with good looks and amazing body, nothing wrong with that, nobody goes into a pet shop and say, “I want the ugliest dog.” Without further ado, here are 40 best openers for starting an amazing conversation and improve your chance of getting a date on Tinder.
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If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy. I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me. Did you license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb! Your dad must have been a thief because he stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did. Is your name Google? Because you got everything I am searching for. My friend over there really wants your number so they know where to get a hold of me in the morning. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart. Nice pants. Can I test the zipper? Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas. Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty. Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you. Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? Do you know what’d look good on you? Me. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist? Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before? I’m not stalking you, I’m doing research! If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together. Let’s commit the perfect crime; I’ll steal your heart and you’ll steal mine. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot. Know what’s on the menu? Me’N’U. I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes. Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you. Are your parents artist? Because you are a masterpiece. Someone should call the police because you just stole my heart! On a scale of 1 to 10; You’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need. Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me. Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend. Kissing burns 6 calories a minute. Wanna workout together? There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.