40 Cheesy & Funny Pick Up Lines For Tinder

Updated: April 8, 2017 / Home » Tumblr Quotes on Love & Life

There is a saying, if you can make a girl laugh, you’ve already won half of her heart. There is some truth to it, because not all girls think alike, thus some girls might find these cheesy pick up lines a big turn off – lame. Furthermore, some girls are into guys with good looks and amazing body, nothing wrong with that, nobody goes into a pet shop and say, “I want the ugliest dog.” Without further ado, here are 40 best openers for starting an amazing conversation and improve your chance of getting a date on Tinder.

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Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist right? Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Kiss me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?

Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you. Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy. Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.

I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me. Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.

Did you license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Did you license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb! Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb!

Your dad must have been a thief because he stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Your dad must have been a thief because he stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did. Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.

Is your name Google? Because you got everything I am searching for. Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Is your name Google? Because you got everything I am searching for.

My friend over there really wants your number so they know where to get a hold of me in the morning. Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
My friend over there really wants your number so they know where to get a hold of me in the morning.

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart. Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

Nice pants. Can I test the zipper? Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?

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Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine? Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas. Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty. Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you. Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I've found his missing angel. Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist? Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless. Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

I'm not stalking you, I'm doing research! Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
I’m not stalking you, I’m doing research!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

Let's commit the perfect crime; I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine. Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Let’s commit the perfect crime; I’ll steal your heart and you’ll steal mine.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot. Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

Know what's on the menu? Me'N'U. Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Know what’s on the menu? Me’N’U.

I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes. Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

Something's wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you. Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.

Are your parents artist? Because you are a masterpiece. Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Are your parents artist? Because you are a masterpiece.

Someone should call the police because you just stole my heart! Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Someone should call the police because you just stole my heart!

On a scale of 1 to 10; You're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need. Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
On a scale of 1 to 10; You’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.

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Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me. Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.

Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend. Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Kissing burns 6 calories a minute. Wanna workout together? Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
Kissing burns 6 calories a minute. Wanna workout together?

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it. Cheesy & Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.


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