12 Sarcastic Sayings For Atheist Against God Fearing Fanatics

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I’ve lived long enough to find the whole idea of God as the all mighty nothing more than some magical person created by man in his own image, not the other way around as described by most religion.

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Have you ever wonder why miracles ceased to exist as camera technology improves? The same goes with alien and big foot sightings, as the quality of image improves, there is virtually no excuse for producing blur and grainy videos.

Before the invention of camera, holy man resurrect the dead, talks to ghosts, walks on water, cure the blind with a simple touch and more. It all ends with the birth of camera.

God must love stupid people; he made so many. Sarcastic Sayings For Atheist Against God Fearing Fanatics
God must love stupid people; he made so many.

And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round and laughed. Sarcastic Sayings For Atheist Against God Fearing Fanatics
And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round and laughed.

I asked God for a car, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a car and asked for forgiveness. Sarcastic Sayings For Atheist Against God Fearing Fanatics
I asked God for a car, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a car and asked for forgiveness.

I told God to protect me from my enemies and I started losing friends. Sarcastic Sayings For Atheist Against God Fearing Fanatics
I told God to protect me from my enemies and I started losing friends.

I've got nothing against God. It's his fan club I can't stand. Sarcastic Sayings For Atheist Against God Fearing Fanatics
I’ve got nothing against God. It’s his fan club I can’t stand.

God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face. Sarcastic Sayings For Atheist Against God Fearing Fanatics
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.

If God did not forgive sinners, heaven would be empty. Sarcastic Sayings For Atheist Against God Fearing Fanatics
If God did not forgive sinners, heaven would be empty.

Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job as a hitman to arrange the meeting. Sarcastic Sayings For Atheist Against God Fearing Fanatics
Forgiveness is between them and God. It’s my job as a hitman to arrange the meeting.

Forgive and forget? I'm neither God nor do I have Alzheimer's. Sarcastic Sayings For Atheist Against God Fearing Fanatics
Forgive and forget? I’m neither God nor do I have Alzheimer’s.

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If you do not sin, God's son died for nothing. Sarcastic Sayings For Atheist Against God Fearing Fanatics
If you do not sin, God’s son died for nothing.

I asked God to punish me for I have sinned, next day I met you. Sarcastic Sayings For Atheist Against God Fearing Fanatics
I asked God to punish me for I have sinned, next day I met you.

May God bless you a long, sick and shameful life. Sarcastic Sayings For Atheist Against God Fearing Fanatics
May God bless you a long, sick and shameful life.

You don't need religion to have morals. If you can't determine right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion.
You don’t need religion to have morals. If you can’t determine right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion.


1 comment on “12 Sarcastic Sayings For Atheist Against God Fearing Fanatics

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    David Silberman [ Reply ]

    Only Christ was not born in sin – God getting a woman pregnant is okay you see.The rest of us are born into original sin so we are all sinners. Nice catch ain’t it!

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