Have you ever wonder why miracles ceased to exist as camera technology improves? The same goes with alien and big foot sightings, as the quality of image improves, there is virtually no excuse for producing blur and grainy videos.
Before the invention of camera, holy man resurrect the dead, talks to ghosts, walks on water, cure the blind with a simple touch and more. It all ends with the birth of camera.
God must love stupid people; he made so many.
And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round and laughed.
I asked God for a car, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a car and asked for forgiveness.
I told God to protect me from my enemies and I started losing friends.
I’ve got nothing against God. It’s his fan club I can’t stand.
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.
If God did not forgive sinners, heaven would be empty.
Forgiveness is between them and God. It’s my job as a hitman to arrange the meeting.
Forgive and forget? I’m neither God nor do I have Alzheimer’s.